In an era where sports franchise valuations are skyrocketing like outfield homers in July, the Minnesota Twins‘ ownership group may have swung for the fences and missed entirely. The Pohlad family has set tongues wagging with a rumored price tag that some insiders say belongs in a fantasy league, not real life. When billion-dollar dreams meet Midwest reality, even seasoned moguls might need a reality check—and a weather report.

Just when you think the numbers can’t get any bigger, the Twins put out a number that has MLB insiders laughing. It has been rumored that the Pohlad family, owners of the Twins, want to sell the team, and recently revealed that the team is for sale for a reported $1.7 billion. Upon hearing this, Michael Ozanian of CNBC did not agree with the price.

Ozanian said, “That debt would be included as part of that $1.7 billion. I just think $1.7 billion is not an easy sell.” According to him, the Twins are valued at $1.6 billion, and getting $1.7 billion for Minnesota is a big ask—not only because of their debt, but also because of the weather.

Ozanian says that the Twins could try some non-baseball events to increase their revenue. They could host concerts and similar events to boost revenue. Minnesota’s short summers limit opportunities, and that’s a big factor. So they can’t take advantage of this like some other teams do.

Another way the Twins might be able to reach a $1.7 billion value is when the CBA renegotiated in 2027. As rumored, if the MLB secures all the broadcasting rights, the revenue of the teams will go up, which could benefit the Twins and help them reach their dream price. The Orioles were sold for $1.725 billion in 2023 when their value was $1.85 billion. This also shows that asking for $1.7 billion might be too much.

But banking on a future CBA and better weather forecasts isn’t exactly a rock-solid business plan. If the Pohlad family truly expects $1.7 billion, they might need to throw in a retractable dome and a time machine back to 1991. Until then, the Twins remain a valuable asset—but not a golden goose. In this market, even billionaire dreams need a little dose of small-market humility.

Injury-riddled Minnesota Twins scramble to patch roster early in 2025

If there’s a masterclass in how to limp through the start of a season, this team is teaching it. Every time they notch a win, the baseball gods demand a blood sacrifice. What was once a promising roster now resembles a triage unit, with duct tape and prayer holding it together. It’s not about thriving anymore—it’s about surviving for the Twins, one lineup shuffle at a time.

This season is more about which team has fewer injuries than which team has the best players. While some teams like the Dodgers can afford some injuries, other teams like the Twins can’t. But perhaps the memo about this didn’t get to the players. With just 19 games into the season, the Twins have already lost Carlos Correa, Matt Wallner, Willi Castro, and Jose Miranda. After this, the Twins went into the market and got themselves a decent backup for Castro.

It was reported by the Twins’ X handle about the new signings. They posted, “We have made a trade with the Miami Marlins where we have received INF Jonah Bride in exchange for cash considerations.” Jonah Bride didn’t start strong in 2025, hitting just .100 through early games of the season. However, his 2024 performance was solid, showing promise and contributing well across multiple games and key moments.

In 2024, he played 71 games and batted .276 with 11 home runs in total. He also contributed 39 RBIs during that span, showcasing consistent offensive production throughout the season. Bride has never played shortstop in MLB but has played 63 games at third base. So, if Castro can’t make a comeback, Brooks Lee is expected to move to SS, and Bride will take third.

It’s a classic case of “break in case of emergency,” and the Twins have shattered the glass by bringing in Bride. Whether he’s a temporary band-aid or an unlikely spark plug remains to be seen. But one thing’s clear: this team isn’t just battling opponents. They’re dodging an injury curse straight out of a Shakespearean tragedy. At this rate, the Twins might need more trainers than pitchers by midseason.